Friday, June 22, 2012

Headlines from My Apartment; Part 2

Weather Recap: More Dust Flurries Whip Up During Semi-Annual Vaccumming


Neighborhood Watch: Dangerous Gas Cans Stored on Porch NO MORE!


Couple of the Moment "Chicaband"; Chicory and Hairband Offer Exclusive Interview on their New Infatuation


Multiple Empty Veganaise Containers May Point to Newly Discovered Favorite Condiment


Gardening Tips: Watch What I Do and DO THE OPPOSITE!
In Related Story, Seedlings Refuse to Emerge Until Conditions Improve


The 80's Have Returned! 100% of Occupants Watching "Cheers" Re-runs and Reliving Childhood


Poll: How Many Times Will the Cat be Sprayed with Water Bottle Before She Finally Understands the Word "NO!"


Dog Discusses New Move to Vegetarianism, and as Usual, How Much He Hates the Cat

2 comments:

  1. Love the headlines. Keeps me up on what you are doing.

    Mom

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    1. I guess between the headlines, Facebook, and the phone you're pretty well caught up-to-date

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